Sophisticated Sock Care: Tips from the Masters

Learn from the best in the business. Or, you know, the people who just really like socks.

1. 1. Rotate your socks to prevent bunching.
2. 2. Use the Sock-o-matic 3000 for optimal washing results.
3. 3. Join the Sock Drying Cooperative for expert advice on air-drying techniques.
4. 4. Learn the ancient art of sock folding from the Sock Folding Institute.