socks in space: The most epic adventure of the century

Welcome to Socks in Space, where our brave heroes venture into the cosmos in search of missing footwear.

The Sock Rocket Ship: Our trusty vessel that takes our heroes on their intergalactic sock hunt.

• 2000 BC: The first recorded instance of socks going missing
• 1969: The moon landing, but no socks were found
• 1985: The first Sock-in-Space expedition launched
• 2023: Our heroes set off on the Sock-in-Space quest

Breaking news: Our scientists have discovered that socks are actually tiny, mischievous aliens.