SOCK SQUAD PROTOCOL 101
Welcome, new recruits!
Here's the basic principles of the Sock Squad Protocol:
- ARTICLE 1: Know your sock drawer
- ARTICLE 2: The Sock Pairing Algorithm
- ARTICLE 3: Sock Hoarding Strategies
Note: Sock hoarding is a serious offense. Do not attempt to hoard socks. Repeat: DO NOT HOARD SOCKS.
SOCPROTOCOL = {
'ARTICLE 1': 'Know your sock drawer',
'ARTICLE 2': 'The Sock Pairing Algorithm',
'ARTICLE 3': 'Sock Hoarding Strategies'
}