SOCK SQUAD INFILTRATION PROTOCOL

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Section 1: Reconnaissance

Our agents will be deployed under the cover of darkness, armed with nothing but their wits and a stash of spare socks.

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Section 2: Disguises

Our operatives will be trained to blend in seamlessly with their surroundings, using an arsenal of socks with varying degrees of toe-tality.

Sock Disguise Guide

Section 3: Communication

Our agents will be using a secret, high-frequency sock-based communication system, known as SOCK-SUB.

SOCK-SUB Encryption

Section 4: Extraction

Our agents will be extracted from the field using a network of underground sock-drawers, hidden behind a waterfall of red tape.