SOCK SQUAD TACTICAL BRIEF

MISSION OBJECTIVES

Infiltrate the laundry hamper of the enemy's domicile and extract the following:

• At least 3 pairs of socks
• One matching wallet-sized plastic bag for said socks
• Any other high-value intel

THREAT ASSESSMENT

The enemy, a known sock hoarder, has been identified as a high-risk asset.

His sock collection is vast and well-guarded.

Our team must be prepared for the unexpected.

TEAM ASSIGNMENT

Team members are to report to the designated safehouse at 0300 hours.

Bring only the essentials:

• A change of socks
• A healthy appetite for danger
• A willingness to get messy

CONTACTS

For further instructions, contact:

SOCK SQUAD OPS CENTER