Sock Horder Phase 2: The Great Unraveling

You've made it to Phase 2. Congratulations! You've reached the pinnacle of sock-hoarding achievement.

This stage of the program is designed to test your resolve. Will you be able to resist the temptation of matching your socks? Or will you succumb to the allure of the perfectly paired footwear?

Warning: Side effects of Phase 2 may include:

• Extreme frustration with missing socks
• Increased risk of sock drawer explosions
• Unstable relationships with family and friends

For more information on how to cope with these side effects, see our Phase 3 Guide.

Or, if you're feeling overwhelmed, you can always reach out to our Sock-Hoarding Support Group: The Sock-Hoarding Hotline.