We gather here today to mourn the loss of socks that have fallen in the wash.
These once proud and cozy socks have lost their shape and color, their elasticity and charm.
Some of us may still remember the day they were new, fresh out the box, and full of life.
But now, they're just a memory, a faded echo of a time when things were new.
Speaker 1: "I remember when these socks were new, I was so proud to wear them."
Sock Support GroupsSpeaker 2: "I tried to revive them with a few drops of fabric refresher, but it was too late."
Sock ResuscitationSpeaker 3: "I just couldn't let go, I kept hoping they'd magically reappear in the wash."
Sock Denial