LOST SOCKS POLICY

Warning: Socks have gone missing. Frequently. Repeatedly. It's like they have a personal vendetta against their owners.

Our policy:

• We will not accept responsibility for missing socks.
• We will not provide a refund for missing socks.
• We will not provide a replacement sock.

However, we do offer:

• A sympathetic ear to listen to your tale of woe.
• A complimentary "I told you so" when you inevitably realize you probably just misplaced them.
• A 50/50 chance of finding your missing sock in the washing machine lint trap.

For more information on our Sock Warranty Program, see Sock Warranty Program.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Sock Black Holes.