At SOCKS, we're committed to providing you with the most excellent, the most fantastic, the most unbelievably fantastic socks in all the land!
We'll never, ever, EVER sell your data to the Sock Overlords. Your ankles are our priority, and our priority is your ankle comfort.
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We, the Sock Council, promise to protect your sock data with an arsenal of laser-encrypted, firewalls-of-ferocious, Sock-Securing-Software.
We're like the Swiss Bank of Socks, but instead of keeping your money, we keep your sock preferences. Securely. Forever.