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For the discerning sock owner, maintaining the perfect sock-to-foot ratio can be a daunting task. But fear not, dear reader! We've got the inside scoop (get it?) on the most advanced sock-folding machines in the business.

Sock-Folding 9000: The Machine That Never Sleeps

		
			Sock-Folding 9000
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Automatically folds 10 socks per minute
				
Advanced AI-powered sock recognition system
				
Integrated lint-removal system (because who needs that extra fiber, right?)
			
		
	

Learn more about our advanced lint removal techniques and best practices.

Need help with your Sock-Folding 9000? Browse our sock replacement parts catalog.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, learn how to become a Sock-Hacker.

Other Sock-Folding Options

We also offer a range of manual sock-folding solutions, including the:

• Sock-Folder 3000: The DIY Sock-Folding Kit
• Sock-Folder 2000: The Basic Sock-Folding System

But be warned: these solutions are not as advanced as our Sock-Folding 9000, and may not be as effective at folding socks into perfect, non-bunched up rectangles.

Join Our Sock-Folding Community

Share your sock-folding triumphs and disasters with us on our Sock-Folding Forum.