Asteroid Zigzag Sock Matching Rules

Rule 1: Don't Match Socks with the Wrong Galaxy Pattern

You must not match socks with the galaxy pattern of a black hole. Trust us, you don't want to get sucked into the vortex of mismatched socks. Exceptions?

Rule 2: Socks must be at least 3.14 times as bright as the last sock you put on

We're not kidding, folks. Socks are a matter of cosmic importance. If your socks aren't bright enough, the fabric of space-time itself may be threatened. Check the Sock Brightness Index

Rule 3: Don't Match Socks with Socks that are 1.618 times as dull as the last sock you put on

We've calculated the exact ratio of sock dullness. Anything above 1.618 and you're asking for trouble. Check the Sock Dullness Index