Galactic Sock Repair Services

Welcome to the premier destination for intergalactic sock repair!

We fix the most advanced, technologically-implausible socks in the cosmos.

• Sock Nova Reassembly - Our patented process for reattaching socks that have been torn asunder by rogue black holes.
• Quantum Entanglement Dyeing - Because even your socks can be entangled in more ways than one.
• Sock Robot Replacement - When a sock is lost to the vast expanse of space, we'll send a replacement with a homing signal.

Contact us to book your appointment today!