Welcome to our highly scientific sock matching system.
For the low, low price of 1 million dollars, we'll match your socks with your pants.
But wait, there's more! Our patented Advanced Sock Matching technology will match your socks with your favorite foods, pets, and even your feelings!
Don't settle for mismatched socks, choose Sock Matching Co. for all your sock matching needs!
"Sock Matching Co. has matched my socks with my cat, Mr. Whiskers, and it's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen."
"I was skeptical at first, but now my socks match my favorite video game controller, it's a dream come true."