The One Sock Method
For when you've lost the love of your life, but still have one sock left.
Step 1: Find the last sock.
Step 2: Hold onto it tightly.
Step 3: Pretend it's the only sock you'll ever love again.
Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until your significant other returns, or you get a new partner.
Or just wear the one sock, we won't judge.
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