Welcome to Super Sock Repair, where we take the art of sock-ology to new heights. Our team of expert technicians will fix, mend, and sometimes even conjure new socks for you, no matter the condition.
Or, you know, just come for the free donut holes.
(Please note: Our Sock-O-Meter indicates a 99.9% chance of success. The 0.1% is for, uh, "quality control".)
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