SOCK SURGERY 101: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE

Welcome, young apprentice, to the esteemed art of Sock Surgery. This ancient craft has been hidden in plain sight, nestled between the folds of your favorite laundry basket.

Lesson 1: The Sock Drawer of Doom

Learn the art of navigating the treacherous waters of matching socks. A wrong move, and you'll be forever doomed to wear the horror of Solo Sock Syndrome.

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Lesson 2: The Art of Sock Repair

Discover the secrets of mending the most egregious of tears, holes, and mysterious stains. Your patients will thank you (or at least, not despise you).

Learn from the masters of Sock Repair

Lesson 3: The Sock Puppeteers

Uncover the dark art of manipulating socks to achieve an uncanny likeness to your favorite celebrity or historical figure. A delicate balance of stretching, pinching, and praying.

Master the art of sock puppeteering

Take the Sock Surgery Certification Exam