Warning: Socks are a ticking time bomb. Handle with care, lest you suffer the wrath of the Sock Police.
Choosing the right sock is like choosing the right sword: it's a matter of life and death. Consider the following:
Socks are like the human condition: they're constantly unraveling. Learn to cope with the inevitable:
Socks can be a real emergency. Don't get caught with your pants down:
May the Sock Be With You.