Sock Identifying 101: Don't Get Caught with Your Pants Down

Chapter 1: Socks - A Brief History of the Obvious

It's 2023, and you're still not sure if that's a matching sock? Don't worry, friend, you're not alone. It's a plague of the ages, afflicting millions. We'll get through this together.

Read on to learn about the basics: cotton, wool, and that one sock made of pure, unadulterated regret.

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic:

Chapter 2: The Art of Sock Matching - A Sock Whisperer's Guide

It's not just about throwing a bunch of socks in a drawer and hoping for the best. No, no, no. It's an art form. A dance with the fabric universe. A... well, you get the point.

For the advanced sock whisperer, a guide to matching the impossible.