Sock Syphilis is a rare and mysterious condition where your socks develop a strange, itchy rash. It's like they're trying to tell you something.
We're not entirely sure what causes it, but our research suggests it may be linked to wearing socks with sandals.
Symptoms of Sock Syphilis include, but are not limited to:
- Itching and burning sensations in the feet
- Uncomfortable squelching noises when walking
- Unexplained loss of socks in the wash
Don't worry, it's highly treatable. But don't try to treat it yourself. That's just a recipe for disaster. Learn how to treat Sock Syphilis.