We reserve the right to change the color of our socks at any time, including during a heated game of "Who Can Wear More Socks" with our arch-nemesis, Socktopia.
Please note that our socks are not responsible for your feelings of existential dread or spontaneous combustion. If you experience either of these symptoms, please contact our Sock Support team.
Our socks are not affiliated with any of the major sock manufacturers, but we do have a secret partnership with the Sock of the Ancients, a mysterious organization known only to a select few.
We have a no-refund policy, but we're not saying you won't get a refund. In fact, you might even get a free pair of socks with your refund, but only if you sign our Sock-ception of Consent form.