Sock Therapy: Where Socks Go to Get Their Feelings Out
Welcome to Sock Therapy, where the world's most anxious, overthinking socks come to work through their issues. Our expert team of sock psychologists will help you sort through the tangled web of emotions that have left you feeling like you're stuck in a never-ending cycle of lint.
Our state-of-the-art sock-mapping technology will help you pinpoint the exact moments when your sock's existential crisis began. From the moment it lost its mate to the day it realized it was just a mere foot warmer, we'll be there to guide you through the darkest depths of sock despair.
So, what kind of sock are you? Are you a:
Don't worry, we won't judge. Unless you're a Sock Hoarder.
We're here for you, Sock.
—The Sock Therapists