9:00 AM: Wake up, human, you've got a sock to wear

Grab a cold shower, put on your best Monday attire (bonus points if you wear a tie)

Stroll into your office, pretending to be a functioning member of society

12:00 PM: Lunchtime! Sock-fueled productivity is key!

Grab another cold shower, because who needs personal space?

Spend 30 minutes scrolling through memes while eating a soggy sandwich

4:00 PM: The witching hour! Sock-gazing ensues!

Spend 10 minutes admiring the perfect alignment of your socks

Call your significant other, tell them you love them, and then immediately start playing video games alone