Welcome to the Sock Twist Tug-of-War Safety Rules, a comprehensive guide for the most epic of Sock Twisters.
Rule 1: Don't play with electrical appliances, or you'll be shocked!
Rule 2: Don't play with sharp objects, or you'll be poked!
Rule 3: Don't play with hot objects, or you'll be scorched!
Rule 4: Don't play with breakable objects, or you'll be... well, you get it.
For more safety tips, visit our Sock Twist Tug-of-War Safety Tips page.
And for the thrill-seekers out there, don't miss our Sock Twist Tug-of-War Safety Rules Experimentation page, where we test the limits of human (and sock) endurance.