It's been 4 days and 9 hours since I last saw my favorite socks. I've scoured the house, but they're nowhere to be found. It's as if they've been spirited away by some dastardly sock goblins.
But little do I know, I'm not the only one affected. There are others, scattered throughout the land, searching for their missing socks with equal desperation.
Will you be able to find your missing socks? Or will you succumb to the Sock Disaster of '09?
This Sock Disaster 4:9 is a work of fiction. Or is it?