Wherein we discuss the intricacies of sock gnomes, those diminutive creatures known for stealing your socks in the dead of night, leaving only a trail of lint and despair.
Subpage 2, because the first one was clearly a setup for this more in-depth exploration of the sock gnomish lifestyle.
Learn about the Sock Gnome Union, a secret society of sock thieves, and their nefarious plans for global domination... of your sock drawer!