SOCKS OF TRAGEDY

			
Warning: The following list of events will make you question the very fabric of reality.
			

				
Missing Sock Syndrome: The great sock-napping of 2018, where one-third of all socks vanished into thin air.
				
The Sock Puppeteer of London: A mysterious figure, known only as "The Sock Puppeteer," who lures children into the sewers with the promise of free socks.
				
Super Socks of Steel: A group of superheroes with the ability to stretch, shrink, and fold into any shape or form, but with a price: their feet are forever lost in the wash.
			
			
Learn more about the disappearance of socks.
			
Witness the Sock Puppeteer's latest heist.