Welcome to the Sock Gnome Disaster Response Unit, where we specialize in dealing with the aftermath of Sock Gnome mishaps.
Our team of highly trained Sock Gnome experts are on standby, ready to deploy their expertise in the face of:
Don't see a disaster unfolding in your area? No problem! Our Sock Gnome Prevention Unit can offer you expert advice on how to avoid these pesky problems in the first place.