Are you tired of constantly searching for that one lone sock, only to be met with the cruel indifference of the sock drawer?
Do you feel like you're trapped in a never-ending cycle of single-socked despair?
You're not alone. Welcome to Socks of Despair, Tandem Tragic Edition.
Here, you'll find solace in the company of fellow sock sufferers. Share your stories, commiserate with others, and maybe, just maybe, find a solution to your sock woes.
But be warned: the journey ahead is fraught with danger, heartbreak, and possibly a few lost socks.
So, take a deep breath, and let's begin.