Sockpuppets of Despair: The Socks of Despair II

Warning: Do not attempt to wear these socks. They will ruin your life.

For those who suffered through the original Socks of Despair, welcome to Socks of Despair II: The Reckoning.

This is the sequel to the infamous socks that will drive you to the brink of madness and despair.

Featuring new and improved designs, including:

View Stripes of Suffering

View Plaid of Despair

View Polka Dots of Madness

Side Effects May Include:

Loss of sanity

Loss of friends and family

Loss of limbs (in extreme cases)

Read the fine print