The Socks of Despair: A Tale of Unending Footwear Futility

Subtitle: When even the socks that should be there, just... aren't

Welcome, fellow sufferers of the Sockpocket of Despair. You're not alone in this sea of missing footwear, are you?

Here's a selection of our finest Socks of Despair:

• Lost in the Washer: The Socks that Vanished in the Spin Cycle
• The Sock Gnomes: Tiny creatures that ate them all
• Sock Safari: The Quest for the Elusive Match

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