Welcome to the ultimate guide on how to steal the world's socks, one pair at a time!
Step 2: Create a Sock-Focused Business Plan
Step 3: Master the Art of Sock Napping
Step 4: Secure Your Sock Hoard
Remember, a good sock napper always stays one step ahead of the laundry police!
Disclaimer: Sock napping is a completely legal and non-destructive act. Or is it?