Stealing socks is our business. We're the masters of mischief, the sultans of sox, the... well, we're just really good at taking socks.
Our socknappers have been known to pilfer over 500 pairs in a single night. We're like a team of ghostly sock ninjas.
But don't worry, we only steal clean socks. We leave the holey ones behind. (That's just good sense.)
Want to see our socknapping methods in action?