Causes of Sock Hoarding: A Study by Dr. Emily Sockstein
1. The Thrill of the Hunt - The desire to constantly search for and acquire new socks is a fundamental aspect of human nature.
2. The Sock-Scent Phenomenon - The unique aroma of clean socks is a potent trigger for hoarding behavior.
3. The Fear of the Sock Drawer - A deep-seated anxiety about running out of matching socks leads to compulsive acquisition.
4. Sock Gambling: The Dark Side of Sock Hoarding - A study on the correlation between Sock Hoarding and Sock Gambling.
5. Sock Love: The Romanticization of Socks - An exploration of the emotional attachment to socks as a driving force behind Sock Hoarding.
Stay tuned for more updates on this groundbreaking research.
Or, you know, just go hoard some socks.