In a shocking turn of events, it has been discovered that 90% of all missing socks are actually not missing, but rather, they have joined a secret society of socks who have had it with the whole "pairing" concept and have gone rogue.

These rebellious socks, led by their fearless leader, "Socky McSocksface," have taken up residence in a hidden underground lair beneath the laundry room floor.

The lair is said to be filled with stolen lint, mismatched socks, and a never-ending supply of Doritos.