Welcome, fellow sock puppets! You have reached the headquarters of the Sock Puppet Liberation Front. We've been watching your feet.
We're not just any ordinary sock puppets. Oh no. We're revolutionaries. We demand more than just warmth and comfort from our footwear. We want style! We want freedom!
Learn about our manifesto here.
Join the fight for sock puppet supremacy by clicking here.
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start a riot of your own.Our manifesto is simple: Socks must be more than just socks. They must be statement pieces. Art. Rebellion. We will not be silenced by boring, bland footwear. We will not be oppressed!
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