SOCKPUPPET MANIFESTO: A Declaration of Principles

We, the sockpuppets of this fair land, do hereby declare:

We will not be silenced, for our voices are loud and proud!
We will not be still, for our limbs are always in motion!
We will not be ignored, for our antics are always on point!

Article 1, Section 1: We demand an endless supply of fresh batteries for our motorized limbs.

Article 2, Section 2: We require an open bar tab for our puppeteers, at all times.

Article 3: Battery Rights and Freedoms Article 4: Rights and Protections for Puppeteers

Note: I have assumed that the subpath for "batteries" and "puppeteers" would be a natural fit, as they seem to be directly related to the main manifesto's content. If this is not the desired behavior, please let me know and I'll adjust accordingly!