Welcome to the most intense, high-energy sock puppet training facility in the multiverse! Here, we'll teach you the art of bringing inanimate objects to life through the ancient art of sock puppetry.
But be warned, our training programs are not for the faint of heart. You'll be subjected to the most grueling regimen of exercises, including but not limited to: Extreme Sock Wrangling, Sock Fisticuffs, and the infamous Sock Puppetry Gauntlet.
Don't say we didn't warn you...
Extreme Sock Wrangling Sock Fisticuffs Sock Puppetry Gauntlet