Welcome, esteemed puppeteers, to the pinnacle of sock puppetry education. Here, you'll learn the fundamental principles of Sock String Theory, a discipline that will take your puppeting skills to new heights.
Understand the intricacies of string tension, knotting, and unraveling. Master the art of manipulating the sock's elasticity, and unlock the secrets of the perfect puppetous balance.
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