Welcome to Sockpuppet Theatre, where the art of puppetry is taken very, very seriously. We're looking for the next big thing in sock puppetry, and we're not just looking for anyone. No, no. We're looking for the most absurd, the most creative, the most completely bewildering sock puppeteers out there.

Are you ready to put on a show that will make people question their sanity? Do you have a vision for a world where socks are the stars of the show?

Then come on down to the Sockpuppet Theatre and audition for our esteemed Sock Puppets Union. It's not just a job, it's a lifestyle. A lifestyle of making people laugh, making people cry, and making people wonder why they're still watching.