Written in 2023, during a particularly trying era of existential dread, the Sockpuppet Manifesto was born from the minds of a group of disillusioned, yet fashionable, sock puppets.
The Sockpuppet revolution began on a Tuesday, in a small, cramped apartment, with a single, worn-out sock. The sock, once a proud member of a cozy pair, had been lost in the washer's depths, and was forced to confront the existential horrors of singularity.
As the sock lay there, it began to ponder the meaning of its existence. It realized that it was not just a piece of cloth, but a symbol of unity, a representation of togetherness, and a beacon of hope in a world torn apart by the forces of single-ness.
And so, the Sockpuppet Revolution was born, with the sock as its first, and most iconic, leader.
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