Behavioral Issues
Our team of experts is here to help you navigate the complexities of being a sentient sock puppet.
- Procrastination: Our puppeteers will help you put off your laundry until the apocalypse, but not really.
- Impulsivity: We'll help you make split-second decisions, like whether to wear the matching socks or not.
- Emotional regulation: We'll help you deal with the existential crisis of being a sock, but not really.
Want to learn more about our services?
- Sock Puppet Therapy - Because talking to a therapist is overrated.
- Sock Puppet Counseling - We'll help you navigate the complexities of being a sock puppet, but not really.
- Sock Puppet Support Groups - Join our community of sentient socks and learn to love yourself.