We are a group of highly skilled, slightly-tangled socks with a mission to disrupt the world with our absurd antics.
We have a complex system of toe-tapping, heel-wiggling, and toe-nudging. It's very efficient, we assure you.
Learn more about our Sockish language.We are always looking for talented new members, but be warned: our meetings often involve excessive sock-pulling and toe-twisting.
Inquire about joining our ranks.We recommend regular air-drying, gentle folding, and a strict avoidance of those pesky sock-eating monsters in the laundry.
Discover the ancient art of Sock Care.We're a bit of a handful, but we promise not to pull your strings (unless you want us to, in which case, we'll have a blast).
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