Join the esteemed ranks of Sockpuppeteers, a league of misfits who've been tasked with the noble pursuit of Stealing all the cheese, the world's most valuable and coveted resource.
Don't be a Cheddar-cheese-less fool. Join us today!
Or, you know, just lurk and enjoy the spectacle.
But let's be real, who needs cheese when you can have Processed cheese products?