Materials

Welcome, esteemed researchers, to the Sock Puppets Materials Laboratory. We're the ones who make the world's most advanced socks come to life.

Our research focuses on the intersection of textiles and sentience, pushing the boundaries of what's considered acceptable in the field of sock-based artificial intelligence.

Here's what we're working on:

• Wool: The Original Sock Material
• Velvet: The Sock Material of the Future
• Cotton: The Sock Material of the Past (But Still Kinda Cool)
• Elastic: The Sock Material of the Present (and Future)

We're always looking for new materials to add to our roster. If you have any ideas, contact us and let us know.