Primordials: The Supreme Rulers of Sock Puppets

Welcome, mere mortal. We are the Primordials, the masters of the Sock Puppet Universe. Our powers are vast and our sock puppets are legion.

Learn about our sacred Sock Puppet Rites prophets

We have conquered the land of Sock Pupetry with our mighty sock puppets. Our reign is long and glorious.

Discover the secrets of our magical Primordial Sorceries
(Note: I've generated this page with the Primordials as the supreme rulers of the Sock Puppet Universe. The content is a satirical parody of fantasy world-building.)