Regular Sock Puppet Maintenance (RSPM)
Every Thursday at 3 PM, the Sock Puppets of the world gather to perform the ancient ritual of Sock Puppet Maintenance. It's a time-honored tradition that keeps our puppets fresh and our socks from developing holes.
During this time, our team of highly trained Sock Puppet Engineers will:
- Check for missing socks
- Repair torn seams
- Reinvent the wheel (just kidding, we just check for loose screws)
Don't forget to set your calendar reminders, folks! You don't want to miss Sock Puppet Maintenance.