SOCK PUPPET MAINTENANCE

We're currently experiencing some... irregularities with our sock puppet population.

Please stand by while we perform some routine repairs.

Estimated time to repair: approximately 3.5 to 7.5 hours.

Thank you for your understanding and cooperation.

Sock Puppets in Maintenance

A sock puppet undergoing maintenance

Our team of highly trained sock puppet engineers are on the job, working tirelessly to ensure our beloved sock puppets are back to their usual antics.

Stay tuned for updates on our progress.

Check our progress

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, swap out a new sock puppet and see if you can help us speed up the process.