Sockpuppet Sociology: The Study of Fuzzy Felt Friends
Welcome to the field of Sockpuppet Sociology, where we delve into the intricacies of fuzzy, felted lives. Our research has revealed some fascinating findings:
- The sockpuppet population is divided into distinct castes, each with its own dialect and cultural practices.
- Sockpuppets are known to form complex social hierarchies, with some holding positions of power and influence.
- Our studies have shown that sockpuppets are capable of mimicking human emotions, but with a 3-second delay.
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