Welcome, fellow sock puppeteers! Today is the day when we fix all the things you've been meaning to fix, but never have. The day when your favorite sock puppet's nose is finally glued back on, and your least favorite sock puppet's batteries aren't dead for once.
Fixing Broken Strings - 10:00 AM - Sock Puppet Theater Soaking Socks in Beer - 12:00 PM - The Sock Puppet Brewery
Due to an unexpected influx of sentient socks, we've had to increase our maintenance staff by 100%. Please be patient with our new hires, as they're still learning the ways of the sock world.
Also, please do not attempt to use the sock puppet in the back for nefarious purposes. We have security cameras, and they are always watching.