Are you tired of the same old sockpuppet routine? Well, we've got news for you! Introducing the latest upgrade to take your sockpuppet game to the next level.
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Subpage 1: Advanced Sockpuppet Limbs - Because who doesn't want more flexibility and range of motion?
Subpage 2: Sockpuppet AI - Because who needs human intuition when you have algorithms?
Subpage 3: Sockpuppet Fuel - Because a good upgrade is only as good as its fuel.
Stay tuned for more subpages, including:
Subpage 4: Advanced Sockpuppet Maintenance - Because who needs regular oil changes when you have... magic?
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